Friday, July 22, 2016

Human-Hamster Hybrid Technology


                New Zealand is known as the ‘Adventure Sport Capital of the World.’ They invented the sport which involves tying a long rubber band around your ankles and plunging head first off a bridge. They also created the ‘flying fox,’ which is basically a giant swing across a chasm or gorge. And they created a sport where you roll down a hill inside a giant plastic bubble. Prior to this NZ invention, people who were in bubbles tended to be extremely sick i.e. Bubble Boy the movie, or extremely sheltered, i.e. Bubble Boy the movie. However, any child who has owned a pet hamster will tell you about their secret desire to be able to ride around in one of those mobile hamster wheels.  Kiwi’s must have had this desire as well because they invented an adventure sport for it known as Zorbing!
                The people at Ogo located in Rotorua have taken human-hamster hybrid technology to the next level by introducing multiple riders and water into the equation.  This eliminates the need for upright running in your human hamster ball; you can now slip-side and flip around in a shallow pool of water as the ball goes careening down the side of a grassy hill. When I say grassy hill, do not envision the sort of gentle slope that you would sit and have a picnic on during the summer, this is more like a ski/snowboarding run without the snow; it is at an angle to help with acceleration.  There are two of these grassy runs you can choose from, or try out both like Andrew and I did. The first was Straight Shot, a 250m long path downhill. The second option is a side-to-side zig-zag path aptly named Sidewinder. The second run is the world’s longest track at 350m, and takes longer to complete because you bounce around a lot when you get to each one of the 6 corners on the track.
                If you go during NZ winter like we did, you start your Ogo experience by sitting in your swimsuit bundled up in your dry towels on the outdoor deck next to a potbellied stove to stay warm. When it is your turn, you leave your towels and flip flops behind and jump into the back of a 4 runner vehicle that will chaffier you and a trailer towing your Ogo human hamster ball up the hill. Once at the top, you make a mad dash to a plywood shed that has a space heater in it where you wait for your hamster ball to be set up at the top of the run, and filled with 40 liters of warm water. When ready, you make a headlong dive into your hamster ball (one at a time if you have multiple riders) and position yourself so as not to kick your partner in the face (once you start rolling, positioning doesn’t matter too much because it all goes to hell once you are tumbling down the hill so don’t spend too much time finding the right spot to lay/sit/stand). A staff member will zip the entrance to your human hamster ball shut and there is now no escaping, just like an actual hamster ball.

When the gate is raised you start gently rolling and sloshing down the hill. You think, ‘wow, this is not so bad, it’s even kind of romantic - like the Log Ride at Disneyland,’ but then you hit a corner and go spinning out of control inside your plastic bubble and reconsider your initial assessment of the situation. Next thing you know, you are twisted around, rolling backwards, and laughing your head off. I do regret not spending the extra $50NZD to take a go-pro inside to capture video of the theatrics taking place inside our human hamster ball. In hindsight, hearing us giggling uncontrollably for a minute could have been worth the additional cost; however the cost to ride in the Ogo is approximately that price per person so just something to consider when you are planning your own future human hamster hybrid adventure.  

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